Nonetheless. I apologise for this post being about an event that occured soley to myself - which conveniently occured at first light the follwing morning. Perhaps the ironic response to my hope of something to write about blog-worthy. I thought to take the opportunity to explain this mishap which I foolishly thought I could keep within the confines of my home - but having amazing family and friends who care (or simply sniff for a faikala), such is not the case, thus my endeavour is to give a non-live commentary.
Note: This blog is family-rated so photos of my gash will absolutely not be posted. In fact none were taken.
Irra The Lamanite
title courtesy of Quonelia, as you will see in photos.
'Twas the morning of Conference
When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse (perhaps because recently we killed three)
Mother woke up to a cough
Straightway swung over her leg
And lifted herself up
To get out of bed
Whilst somewhat asleep
Stumbled past her door
Before she had known it
Before she had known it
She lay sprawled on the floor
To her consciousness felt
A blow to her head
Happened sometime soon after
She proceeded out of bed
Her intention was the sink
Of the bathroom ahead
Thus, she hauled herself up
And onward she tread
When feeling a slight throb
With her fingers she felt
To the rear of her head
Some blood indeed spelt
All was on deck
Daddy, Grandma and Pou
Except Bruce who was wailing
Conveniently, so
Upon remembrance, dear mother
Thought how this came to be
Loss of bearings and half asleep
Not a worthy combination you see
A cut was so carved
And quite generously so
She felt indeed nautious
Thus, to the hospital she must go!
With her husband in hand
He drove swiftly with caution
While in the passenger seat she felt
Her head spin out of proportion
Arriving at emergency
The doctor quick at hand
Then confides to his nurse
"There is only one plan"
"To the operating room!"
Mother lay down and still
"Three stitches shall you require"
She's certainly not thrilled
When all is complete and
Head bandaged for pressure
Hair unbrushed and bloodied
She felt glamourous as ever
Her quiet superman Cam
By her side all throughout
Would sucessfully make her smile
What was previously a pout
And thus they headed home
To their sanctuary and abode
Three babes anxiously await
With grandma in tow
Mother bandaged and stitched
Pouey said for the time thrice
"Mummy all better?"
"My go get some ice!"
Her heart filled with joy
To come home to her loves
After her morning ordeal
Gratitude was owed to Above
Now, Mother's father concerned
When ailment arose
Tradition shows his love by food
Her favourite, he exactly knows
Chop suey, Taro, Pisupo
and Masi times three
Lu'au absolute favourite
Indeed lucky was she
Suddenly she came to thought;
Her vanity surely in place
That this three-stitch-wide gash
Was not on her face!
Suddenly she came to thought;
Her vanity surely in place
That this three-stitch-wide gash
Was not on her face!
So children listen close;
What moral have we this
Learn from such an experience
Not a word must you miss
Take care when you awake
Lest your fall means stitches three
So when you wake up;
Please - do so properly.
One hour later
&
Twelve hours later
Courtesy: AP Nelia